[:en]Every once in a while a king must step down from his throne to mingle with his subjects. Not only does it stave off the possibility of rebellion but it also allows him to choose some hot peasant chicks to prima knock boots with later.[…]
Posts by: Barney Stinson
[:en]As you know I hail from a long line of influential historical figures, from the Babylon King Barnnurabi, to the Roman Emperor Barnus Aurelious, to the American President Barnaham Lincoln, to the Goliath National Bank corporate officer Barney Stinson. Today we remember another significant man:[…]
Se vocA? estiver lendo este blog nos A?ltimos nove anos, o que vocA? realmente faz, entA?o vocA? estA? familiarizado com algumas das regras universais que eu compartilho com vocA?s, como, “Se ela tem mais de trinta, A� melhor se sujar”, “Roubar shampoo do hotel em[…]
[:en]The holidays often bring about strong feelings in people: nostalgia, thankfulness, and, of course, horniness. That means for gents and ladies on the prowl, you dona��t necessarily need to bring your A-game. In fact, the holidays present the perfect opportunity to utilize the minimum effort[…]
[:en]Guyss, Ia��m not gonna lie. Ia��ve been doing a liiiiiiittle drinking tonightt. Reel nice single malt with a nose of acorns and AFTERTaste of homeya�� mmm. Anywaze, I thought Ia��d finally reveal the ten keys to aweseomenessessity. Oh boy Ita��s reelee starting too hitt meeee!