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High Infinity

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[:en]A great man once said: a�?All things in moderation.a�? Obviously he wasna��t referring to money, sex or snack foods, but generally speaking you dona��t want to overdo things, especially the high five. Since before the age of man, organisms have expressed satisfaction by slapping appendages[…]

Votos de Casamento Fracassado

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[:en]Thumbing through a box of things from my wedding weekend I discovered a few interesting items: props, chains and safety goggles from my nuptial night; a vial of tears from when Ted tried to give his best man speech; and a notebook full of rejected[…]

App-Bro-Tizers

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[:en]Ever since Blauman stole the accidental curly from my order of fries, the need for someone to codify proper appetizer etiquette has been eating away at me, pun fully intended. The problem is this: because of science, men are biologically programmed to consume everything put[…]

The Mosby Boys

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[:en]An open letter to the Better Business Broreaua�� To Whom It May Concern, I am writing to share my frustration with The Mosby Boys Detective Agency (a.k.a. a�?Teda�?). The Mosby Boys are headed by Theodore Evelyn Mosby, an incompetent a�?mana�? who has no business leading[…]

Suits For Sale

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[:en]Every once in a while a king must step down from his throne to mingle with his subjects. Not only does it stave off the possibility of rebellion but it also allows him to choose some hot peasant chicks to prima knock boots with later.[…]