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Challenge Accepted!

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[:en]Recently I came close to admitting defeat on a challenge issued by one of my nay-saying friends. Fortunately I was able to rally in the final hour and snare a lady while talking like a little boy, thereby avoiding my first ever failure. This brush[…]

A Bro-Working Relationship

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[:en]There are few greater joys in life than earning a living side by side with a bro-worker. Just ask Han Solo and Chewbacca: flying around the galaxy on the occasional smuggling run and trolling bars for multi-boobed space chicks the rest of the time? That’s[…]

BOOBONYMS

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[:en]Dear Bloglodytes, It’s come to my attention that there’s an alarming nickname shortage for those wondrous spheres affixed to the female thoracic cavity. I’m referring, of course, to boobies. You’re familiar with the classics: knockers, ta-ta’s, fun bags, sweater cows. But what about their lesser-known[…]

The Playbook!

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[:en]My third book, “The Playbook”, hits the shelves tomorrow – October 5. Go get one……….., hundred! Now before you inundate the comments section with glowing praise and textual “high fives!” for what many are calling the greatest piece of literature of all time, you need[…]