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License Not To Drive

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[:en]”My name is Barney Stinson and I don’t know how to drive.” God that feels good to say. For years, I’ve been ashamed and embarrasseda��handcuffed by this terrible secret from a society that demands we strap ourselves into mobile deathtraps one by one, the auto[…]

Tattoozled

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[:en]ATTENTION BLOGOSPHERE: Recently, my best friend Ted violated the a�?parachute clausea�? of the Wingman Code.* Normally, an infraction of this magnitude results in one or more of the accepted punishments: * GUILLO-TIE * DEATH BY BOONDA * WINGMAN WINGS REVOKED * GARNISHING OF WAGES *[…]

The Hot/Crazy Scale

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[:en]The theory of evolution alleges that humans evolved from monkeys. If we accept this a�?theory,a�? then we must also accept that over the course of millions of years, women have become more attractive, less hairy and infinitely crazier. The problem is certain womena��s increase in[…]