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Slap Judgment

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[:en]Dear Esteemed Members of the Fifth Circuit Court of Slappeals, I am writing, once again, to formally protest the decision-making and overall incompetence of the current Slap Bet Commissioner, Lily Aldrin. For someone who is supposed to act as an impartial arbiter, it seems all[…]

That’s The Dream

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[:en]I’m going to let you in on a little secret: My friend Ted is never right. Chalk it up, write it down, remember it. When I told him that going to jail for your bro was “the dream,” I meant it. Ted, however, claims that[…]

Awesome Idea Exchange

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[:en]Each person in a group of friends brings something special to the table and my peeps are no exception. Marshall is chockablock with arcane and useless cryptozoology facts. Ted supplies the unsolicited grammatical criticism. And Robin and Lily bring the boobs. Me? I’m more of[…]

The Player King Of New York City

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[:en]As many of you know, I was recently elected to the highest office of the biggest city in the United States: Player King of New York City. And while I’m proud to exercise that position (WHAT UP?!?), I’m constantly reminded of the age-old saying: “Heavy[…]

Bangevator Conversion Kit

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[:en]How many times has this happened to you?  You’ve got two people who want to get-it-on trapped in an elevator, but they refuse to bang!  Well fret no more, friends, because after several minutes of research and development, I’m proud to announce BARNEY STINSON’S BANGEVATOR[…]